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  • Forbes Fictional 15

    Posted December 12th by jahiggin

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    Net Worth: $1 billion
    Source: Commodities
    Age: 23
    Marital Status: Single
    Hometown: Brooklyn, N.Y.
    Education: Brooklyn Technical High School

    Mustachioed Italian plumber leaps onto Fictional 15 after decades of collecting gold coins from sewers, clouds, oceans. Dabbled in other trades, including boxing referee, race-car driver, golf pro and doctor, but maintains the best way to get rich is smashing brick blocks. Humble profession belies many accomplishments: defeated King Koopa, repeatedly saved Mushroom Kingdom, rescued damsel in distress from giant, barrel-flinging ape. Twin brother Luigi remains closest companion. Says Mario, enthused about newfound wealth: “Woohoo! It’s-a me, Mario!” New member.

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