April Fools: Umbrella asking for government bailout
“This isn’t just about keeping the Umbrella family together, or making sure our 10,000 employees have paychecks to put food on the table. It’s about hope. It’s about mom, baseball, and apple pie. It’s about keeping the United States at the forefront of exciting fields such as pharmaceutically mind-controlled supersoldiers.” – Umbrella founder Ozwell E. Spencer
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