So, how does one acquire an official Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light Hand Fan?  Simply drop by Square Enix’s booth #3829 at Comic-Con from July 22-25, register for the Square Enix Members site, and pick one up!

Of course, that heat wave is mostly on the right side of the map this week… and San Diego, which is decidedly on the left, is experiencing temperatures you’d expect of a “fine coastal haven” — namely 60s and 70s.  Cool as it may be, we still encourage you to grab a fan for these other awesome, Comic-Con-tastic purposes:

  • Redirect pungent hominid odors away from your sensitive olfactory device
  • Deflect the aggressive and invasive H1NERD1 germs that laid waste to PAX attendees a mere twenty fortnights ago
  • Punch holes into the fan, stick it on your face and develop your own new super hero – sign things from your bag for your burgeoning fan base at a kiosk of your choosing!!!
  • Fold it carefully, friends!  Wrap it around your iPhone 4 in an effort to protect your fading antenna signal!  (This is not sanctioned by Cupertino.)
  • Take a photo, Facebook it — make your nerd friends at home tremble with envy!
  • Flap it in front of your eyes – you have a 3D-enabled FAN!