Recently Game Freak posted an enigmatic message on their website promising a surprising collaboration with a game that’s been played and loved worldwide. Everyone seemed to hope cautiously for some sort of Pokemon crossover.

Well, those hopes have been effectively and summarily dashed. The secret collaboration is somewhat of a letdown. It crosses horse racing and solitaire. So…yeah. Here it is in all its glory.

SoritabaOkay, but seriously, those potato-headed horses are kind of adorable. The game will have you play games of solitaire to boost your horse’s racing ability. Soritiba is set to release on the 3DS eShop in Japan in July 31. Hold your breath for an American release.