A "lewd, busty, and hardcore roguelike dungeon RPG"

There’s a Senran Kagura Peach Ball / hold my beer joke to tell here, but I’m not sure how to tell it.

D3PUBLISHER Inc. has announced that Matrix Corporation’s Japanese roguelike dungeon RPG Omega Labyrinth Life on Nintendo Switch. The game aims to deliver “… a lewd, busty, and hardcore roguelike experience utilizing turn-based tactics and growing powers that are bestowed within each maiden’s breasts.”

And as if to prove that up is down and black is white, the Nintendo Switch version actually retains content that has been censored in the PS4 version, including the PTA function that I won’t define here in the event that my mother should read this.

Anyway, there’s a plot:

The story unfolds at Belles Fleurs Academy, a spacious school with a beautiful floral garden that holds a sacred flower of legend known as “Flora,” which radiates a mysterious power that is rumored to grant an everlasting bloom effect to the rest of the flowers in the garden. Suddenly, the flowers in the garden wither away when maiden Hinata Akatsuki transfers to the Academy. Now, Hinata along with a new cast of stunning maidens from the academy, go off on an adventure, exploring a sacred dungeon in hopes of returning the garden back to its grandeur, and to fulfill their own hopes and dreams at Belles Fleurs Academy.

And there’s gameplay:

[Omega Labyrinth Life brings] familiar roguelike Japanese RPG turn-based mechanics like the previous “Omega Labyrinth” series in which maidens can grow their chest size by accumulating the mysterious Omega Power by defeating enemies in a procedurally generated dungeon with the risk of losing all of the player’s earned stats, items, and gear upon defeat. 

And there are features:

  • Tactical turn-based combat: Control and execute strategies between the maidens against various enemies in 2D dungeons
  • Procedurally generated dungeons: Dungeon layouts and enemy placement are always randomized every playthrough, bursting with loot and challenges
  • Maiden’s dream: Collect Omega Power by defeating enemies to grow maiden’s breasts up to Z-Cup
  • Breast Burst Mode: Activate to double a maiden’s stats for a short period of time for tight situations against formidable enemies or enemy hordes
  • Skill★Bloom System: Unlock new skills, stats, and more with nectars found in the dungeon and academy that will reveal unique illustrations from each maiden
  • Size up System: Squeeze and rub discovered item drops in dungeons between maiden’s breasts to reveal their potential to a maiden’s journey
  • New Double Breast System: Change between maidens during a dungeon-crawl to utilize various skills and gain a tactical advantage to maneuver around enemies and obstacles
  • Take a break in Slow Life: Enjoy life outside of fighting and dungeon crawling back at Belles Fleurs Academy by exploring the Garden Academy, chatting with other maidens, and managing the garden’s beautiful upkeep for collecting powerups and more

Omega Labyrinth Life is available now in the eShop for $59.99. For more information, visit www.d3p.co.jp.