Smash Bros. Update: Wario’s Final Smash
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Wario’s Final Smash is Wario-Man!
Eat garlic!
Wario-Man!
Even after becoming Wario-Man, you control him as you normally would. And he doesn’t unleash any overwhelmingly powerful attacks.
But he is able to negate a variety of moves and boasts some rather odd abilities…
Punch to pummelpummelpummelpummel!
It’s a sideways-sliding shoulder tackle!
His midair moves make him fly?!
His special moves are also powered up, but the one thing you can’t do is ride his bike.
Don’t do it.
This may seem like a joke, but you absolutely must not ride it.
Tooooooo faaaaaaaaast!!!
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