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About Bill Stiteler

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe; like, the first four Police Academy movies, in-theater.
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Review: Omega Labyrinth Life (Nintendo Switch)
6.5
4 months ago

Review: Omega Labyrinth Life (Nintendo Switch)

Omega Labyrinth Life is a roguelike dungeon crawler set in the garden of a Japanese Academy where the miracle flower that keeps the garden forever blooming has been destroyed, and the female high school students must descend to the underworld to restore it by…wait; is our age verification in place?
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Review: Senran Kagura Peach Ball (Nintendo Switch)
3
5 months ago

Review: Senran Kagura Peach Ball (Nintendo Switch)

A group of teenage girls is accidentally doused with a potion that turns them into “animals.” But there is a solution to save these sexy animal girls—you get them into a pinball machine and strike their bodies with a pinball until they collapse from apparent ecstasy and change back. It’s a tale as old as time.
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Review: A Dark Room (Nintendo Switch)
8
7 months ago

Review: A Dark Room (Nintendo Switch)

It’s difficult to review A Dark Room for the Nintendo Switch, not because I haven’t played the game (I have) and not because I didn’t enjoy it (I did). …
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Review: I Wanna Fly (Nintendo Switch)
7
8 months ago

Review: I Wanna Fly (Nintendo Switch)

Stop me if you’ve heard this one. A penguin wants to fly. So naturally it boards a rocket and flies into space. But! Wouldn’t you know it, there’s an …
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Review: Paperbound Brawlers (Nintendo Switch)
8
8 months ago

Review: Paperbound Brawlers (Nintendo Switch)

Sure, you love brawling games, with their frenetic gameplay, dizzying speed, and best of all, the fun of crushing your friends and loved ones with imaginary violence. But what if …
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Review: Final Fantasy VII (Nintendo Switch)
7
8 months ago

Review: Final Fantasy VII (Nintendo Switch)

Why this game? Why has Final Fantasy VII (FF7) not only lingered in the minds of players, not only had a remastered version announced, but been released over and over …
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Review: She Remembered Caterpillars (Nintendo Switch)
8
9 months ago

Review: She Remembered Caterpillars (Nintendo Switch)

Some games are designed around a stripped-down experience: you get only the elements you need and nothing to distract you from the challenge. She Remembered Caterpillars isn’t like this. It’s …
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Review: Almost There: The Platformer (Nintendo Switch)
8
9 months ago

Review: Almost There: The Platformer (Nintendo Switch)

I hate jumping puzzles in games. I hate them so much that I asked a friend who works in the industry, to put up a note in the break …
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Review: Pet Care (Nintendo Switch)
5
9 months ago

Review: Pet Care (Nintendo Switch)

Some games are amazing for how they let you fail. Much like Icarus, they let you push past the limits of the real world and fly to the sun, knowing …
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Review: Pikuniku (Nintendo Switch)
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10 months ago

Review: Pikuniku (Nintendo Switch)

There’s a point about halfway through Pikuniku where you meet Ernie. Ernie is the son of the gigantic worm with whom you’ve joined forces to defeat an evil corporation that’s …
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Review: Sky Gamblers – Afterburner (Nintendo Switch)
6
10 months ago

Review: Sky Gamblers – Afterburner (Nintendo Switch)

Afterburner isn’t a jet flight sim, but more of a cousin to the classic arcade games like 1941 and Zaxxon, though in a 3D space, not a side-scroller. Does this game’s mobile heritage make a smooth transition to the Nintendo Switch?
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