“I don’t even play the games any more because it’s too humiliating. Ever since my eldest, who’s turning 15, was 9, he could beat me on any game. I think the only game I could actually beat him on was the new Frogger. He has all of the games. I’ve tried Halo 3 because it looks really cool. I love the Wii because I can actually compete with the kids on those games like bowling and golf.” – Patrick Warburton