Rumor: Metriod Movie Coming
Simpson is excited to restart her movie career and is reportedly taking part in the selection of Samus’ love interest. Simpson’s publicists has also confirmed that she will be contributing to the plot. “Ms Simpson feels the plot is too complex and would like to move the plot closer to it’s core story of love and adventure. The movie, rumored to be directed by famed director Uwe Boll will feature a wise cracking ethnic Metroid played by the fat kid from good burger.
Umm…Jessica Simpson? I’m sure this rumor is a total fabrication, but If true, I’m not sure if I would like Jessica Simpson playing the role of Samus.