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About Kirk Hiner

Raised on Intellivision and Star Frontiers, I've been a gamer since I was old enough to say, "There's nothing on TV." There's still nothing on TV so I'm still playing games, and I likely will be until I'm able to retire to Wuhu Island.
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Review: Ellipsis (Nintendo Switch)
7
4 years ago

Review: Ellipsis (Nintendo Switch)

Vector graphics don’t lend themselves to all types of gameplay; arcade action is pretty much your only option. That makes these visuals a perfect fit for Ellipsis, but are they (and some puzzle elements) enough to keep this throwback interesting?
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Review: Unrailed! (Nintendo Switch)
8.5
4 years ago

Review: Unrailed! (Nintendo Switch)

Unrailed! lets you become a virtual John Henry. It’s a multiplayer arcade game about laying track in the wild west, building a rail line a few blocks at a time. It’s also about the futility (and fun) of trying to do so.
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Review: WWE 2K Battlegrounds (Nintendo Switch)
5.5
4 years ago

Review: WWE 2K Battlegrounds (Nintendo Switch)

If ever a wrestling game accurately reflected the current state of the WWE, it’s WWE 2K Battlegrounds. So much talent, so much waste. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if WWE creative got their hands in this game, forcing 2K to make some dubious decisions.
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Review: Paradise Killer (Nintendo Switch)
7
4 years ago

Review: Paradise Killer (Nintendo Switch)

Paradise Killer is one of the oddest games I’ve ever played. It’s as if Phoenix Wright was thrust into a Shin Megami Tensei game and forced to solve a demonic crime. Unfortunately, the overall bizarreness can’t keep things interesting during the game’s slower moments.
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Review: We Are Doomed (Nintendo Switch)
6
4 years ago

Review: We Are Doomed (Nintendo Switch)

In the twin-stick shooter We Are Doomed, your enemies are shapes, not aliens or robots or alien-robots. The backgrounds are trippy, not gritty. The music is almost new-age, not hyper-kinetic. If we truly are doomed, it’s a pretty relaxing way to go.
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Into the ring with WWE 2K Battlegrounds
4 years ago

Into the ring with WWE 2K Battlegrounds

WWE 2K Battlegrounds looks to find a balance between its arcade and sports sim roots, albeit with decidedly arcade leanings. The game will certainly provide over-the-top action—giving you access to weapons such as alligators and electricity—but it’s based on a system that gives players plenty of options to learn and master myriad moves.
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Official competitions announced for Tennis World Tour 2
4 years ago

Official competitions announced for Tennis World Tour 2

Tennis World Tour 2—a realistic sports sim that features the biggest tennis starts competing in world-famous competitions—is scheduled to open for Nintendo Switch on October 15th. And as we approach the release date, we’re learning a bit more about what tennis fans can expect expect from the game.
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The Oriental Pirate DLC announced for The Banner of the Maid
4 years ago

The Oriental Pirate DLC announced for The Banner of the Maid

Available for purchase on September 15th, The Oriental Pirate will introduce a new character named Mu Zhiyun. She serves under Ching Shih—a real-life prostitute turned dreaded pirate leader turned business woman—and arrives in Europe with a secret agenda (as one would expect).
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Review: Peaky Blinders: Mastermind (Nintendo Switch)
7
4 years ago

Review: Peaky Blinders: Mastermind (Nintendo Switch)

Full disclosure, I’ve never seen a single episode of Peaky Blinders. But that’s precisely why I took this review. Can an adventure/puzzle game work when it’s based on a TV show I’ve never seen?
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Experience Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity November 20th
4 years ago

Experience Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity November 20th

If you were wondering what the teased Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2 is going to be about, you can cross “prequel” off the list. Instead, that story is going to be told Mosou-style when Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity is released for Nintendo Switch on November 20th.
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Review: Swimsanity! (Nintendo Switch)
6
4 years ago

Review: Swimsanity! (Nintendo Switch)

I have no interest in swimming. Never really understood the point of it. I thought perhaps this indifference might have carried over to the multiplayer action game Swimsanity. But after I braved the different game modes, things started to make a little more sense.
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Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIV is heading to the Switch
4 years ago

Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIV is heading to the Switch

KOEI TECMO and developer Kou Shibusawa have announced that Nintendo Switch compatibility will accompany the release of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIV: Diplomacy and Strategy Expansion Pack that’s heading to North American gamers in early 2021.
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Review: Darkestville Castle (Nintendo Switch)
7
4 years ago

Review: Darkestville Castle (Nintendo Switch)

Two things go into making a good adventure game: story and puzzles. You can lean in one direction or the other, but effective use of both can create a truly timeless experience. Darkestville Castle may not fully reach those heights, but it’ll have you fondly recalling those that did.
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Save up to 50% on multiplayer Switch games through August 30th
4 years ago

Save up to 50% on multiplayer Switch games through August 30th

If you haven’t yet filled up the microSD card on your Switch, Nintendo is giving you plenty of fun, socially inclusive ways to do so. The company has announced the Share the Fun sale, allowing gamers to save up to 75% on select multiplayer titles through the Nintendo eShop.
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Review: Banner of the Maid (Nintendo Switch)
9
4 years ago

Review: Banner of the Maid (Nintendo Switch)

Banner of the Maid is a highly unique entry in the shoulder-to-shoulder “thin red line” of turn-based JRPGs. Its alternate take on the French Revolution provides a wonderful backdrop for some of the best strategic gameplay I’ve experienced since Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn.
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Review: Brightstone Mysteries: Paranormal Hotel (Nintendo Switch)
4
4 years ago

Review: Brightstone Mysteries: Paranormal Hotel (Nintendo Switch)

I suppose if you’re going to turn a medieval French castle into a hotel, you have to expect some supernatural shenanigans. You expect priceless necklaces to go missing. You expect guests to fall into comas. You expect ghosts to haunt the wine cellar. What you don’t expect is for all of this to be so…dull.
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Pikmin 3 Deluxe launches on Nintendo Switch on October 30th
4 years ago

Pikmin 3 Deluxe launches on Nintendo Switch on October 30th

A Switch release of Pikmin 3 has been rumored for a couple of the months. Nintendo has now made it official, complete with a release date. Pikmin 3 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch will be available physically and digitally on October 30, 2020. Looks like you’ll be collecting juice for trick-or-treat since going door-to-door for candy will obviously not be a good idea.
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Cris Tales demo: Bullet point impressions
4 years ago

Cris Tales demo: Bullet point impressions

By  •  Previews

Cris Tales, from developer Dreams Uncorporated, was one of the more intriguing demos I received back at E3 2019. This is why I was so eager to finally try out the demo that’s now available from the Nintendo eShop. It’s pretty short, but it’s enough to indicate that Cris Tales could be special.
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